Schneeregen in Kairo

"I don't think that there are any limits to how excellent we could make life seem."
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Floater (Too much too ask), Bob Dylan

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I cursed my luck again as I slid down the monkey’s throat. Have my dreams of guzzling grog and plundering galleons been reduced to this?

“Three small trials and you’re a pirate like us.”

Fair enough.
If only I could stomach the foul brew these scurvy seadogs swilled, the rest would be easy.

How could I have known I’d meet a powerful and beautiful woman with a jealous suitor too stupid to realize he’d been dead for years?
And how can I crawl through this great stone monkey to find a man who walks three inches above the ground and sets fire to his beard every morning?

The Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood: The Monkey Island Years. The Secret of Monkey Island

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The Queen and I (via Imgur)

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The Queen and I (via Imgur)

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